A blind man enters a Bar. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things...
1 -- The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 -- The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 -- I'm a 6 feet tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 -- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 -- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah...Not if I'm going have to explain it five times..."
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Tenri Death
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