A joke for the Ladies...

Magestica · Member Joined: 13 Jan 2004 Posts: 251 Location: Felwithe

A husband comes in from his husbandly duties outdoors, to find his wife washing dishes at the kitchen sink.

She is happy to see his attention on her as he walks up behind her and grabs her around the waist.

But then, all of a sudden grabs her butt and says,

"You know, if you'd firm this up, you could get rid of that girdle."

Appalled, she keeps her cool, and stays quiet.

The next day, he comes in, grabs her around the waist and grabs her breast and says,

"You know, if you'd firm these up, you could get rid of that bra."

Still, she remains calm, anger beginning to rise.

The next day, when he comes in and reaches for her, she turns around and grabs his crotch and says,

"You know, if you'd firm THIS up, we could get rid of the milkman, the postman, and your brother."

Kiwean And Lemolien · Member Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 17 Location: New Jersey

OMG that was amazing! =)
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euotis · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:59 pm Post subject:

But that's not the end....

A gunshot rings out in the house. The husband stands over the dead, bloody carcass.

"Nah... those guys are my friends. You're just my wife", he says as he grabs a beer out of the fridge and pops the cap using his wife's front teeth.
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Daneloire · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:12 pm Post subject:

Seek help.

-Dane

euotis · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:22 pm Post subject:

I don't need help. I need something better to read at work other than silly girl-power jokes. Of which I will undeniably always take literary freedom with.

I like my ending better anyway.
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BlackCastle · Member Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 165 Location: Tucson, AZ

Snicker Euotis.

Sounds like the couple were made for each other. I bet they will be back together in a week.

oleblueeyes · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:42 pm Post subject:

im sorry to say this but i have to agree with euotis.. i like his ending way better.. jokes like this are way to true and happen way to often in real life and because of this women act like its so innocent to cheat on there husbands and men.. then wonder why they get beat < not that i would ever do this or beat a woman > if more men started blasting cheating women i bet they would think twice before they became whores and lied to the man they told they would love and charish as long as they both would live.. < and that goes for the whores ass males too we are just as guilty. > i know its not a nice post but its really the trueth..

Murdakin · Member Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Posts: 324

Ya and the other end of the deal never happens eh? It's a joke, if you don't like it get over it and move on.

Addonnicus · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 7:35 pm Post subject:

I gotta agree with Murd on this one...you guys are taking this whole joke a bit too far...

Lighten up Francis!!

Sorgaine · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 7:49 pm Post subject:

Uh, yeah... I sense lots of bitterness. Tone it down of I'll be forced to flog you all.
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oleblueeyes · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:38 pm Post subject:

but i dont want to be flogged =/............... maybe i might =P

tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

Tone it down of I'll be forced to flog you all

(tenri raise hand) Oo Oo flog me please Twisted Evil

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Talvarien · Member Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 609

FLOGGINGS!!!

/gets in line

"Spank me! Ohhh, and then me! And then, the oral sex!"
(blatant ripoff from Monty Python's Holy Grail)

talv
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BonlainyT · Member Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 3942

No floggings for me thanks, but you can spank me anytime Sorg.
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Sorgaine · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:18 pm Post subject:

OMG Talv! Such harsh vocabulary for a GOTH! =P
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