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tenri
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Joined: 15 Sep 2003
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Location: Chicago IL
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 Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:25 pm Post subject: Deep Shit |
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some shit on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The shit was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your
enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth
shut.
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IddinLunasglory
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Location: Denver Co
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| Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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hehe words to live by in corprate america |
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oleblueeyes
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Location: ft riley kansas
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| Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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hehe thats pretty funny. i think the cat should have died from eating a bird covered in cow shit.. just not healthy to eat shit.. just a thought though. |
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Magestica
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Location: Felwithe
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| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:53 am Post subject: |
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HAHAHA! I love Tenri's jokes! |
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