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Yunk01
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 Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 11:29 am Post subject: Suicide gnomes! |
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According to a Weekly World News article, the latest terrorist threat to Americans is --- tiny suicide bombers disguised as garden gnomes. Quote: "A suicide gnome may be small, but he can still strap on a lot of explosives, walk into a crowded mall and . . . BOOM!"
Article here: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=60546
Sigh. Whizbang, are you one of these operatives? You do seem suicidal at times and I've definitely seen you go boom more than once.
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BonlainyT
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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YUNK!!! HUG But PLEASE, PLEASE never use gnome and strap on in the same paragraph, makes dorfs and lings nervous.
Miss you a hell of a lot Yunkiepoo, hope you are doing great.
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Whizbang Dustyboots
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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If I ever do commit suicide, I will take a lot of people with me.
My preferred method isn't bombs, though; I'll just drink two liters of Cherry Coke until I explode in a most unpleasant way.
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fieni
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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you mean that gnomes are shit bombs, Whiz? |
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Pzorpa
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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Yunk and JELLY!!! Miss ya girly  Hope everything is commin up roses for ya tho!
And OMG Fieni....that is just TOO horrible of a mental picture.....
Fizz.....Fizz.....Fizz..........BOOOOOOOM............................................................................................SPLAT!
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Zahasha
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| Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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Yunk and Fieni come Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jaffod
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| Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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I think Fieni has exposed the truth 
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oleblueeyes
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| Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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hmm i wonder if a gnome truely exploded would it be really messy? i mean most of the liquide would be evaporated from the heat of the explosion.. and they dont have much body to fly everywhere.. would be funny to line up a bunch of gnomes and push them off a cliff into a pit of land mines to see how messy it can get... |
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