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Bashdur K
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 Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:27 pm Post subject: I had to laugh.... |
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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BonlainyT
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ZigonZagoff
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LOL ---- Loved them and am now going to pass them on --- Thank you |
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PavelCursebreaker
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hahahah. Holy shit, I talking chicken!
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tenri
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daeelan
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reminds me of a joke my x told me at one point.
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There are 2 gold fish in a tank, One gold fish looks over to the other and says, " You know how to drive this thing?"
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ya its stupid, but i still laugh at it.
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BonlainyT
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Or the one where Iraq bought 5,000 used septic tanks from Syria and then started looking for trainers on how to drive them so they could invade Iran.
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daeelan
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hahaaa bon, thats purty funny
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