The following is an important announcement...

Murdakin · Member Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Posts: 324

Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now availabel almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awake with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of thier life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

PLEASE! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages. That is all...

tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

LMAO thats a good one
I think i need to go to a Golf Courses right away Shocked

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Jaffod · Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:38 am Post subject:

Thanks Murd, that is a good reason to abstain...although golf courses?
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Zazzul · Member Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 62

This is so TRUE, lol the stories I could share....

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Simply Taken · Member Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 116

You are not suppose to tell everyone how I got you! *sigh* Your gonna get me in trouble with all the women out there still looking for a man to take advantage of...
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Murdakin · Member Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Posts: 324

Actually it was the lingerie and yanking my pants off that got me.... but I digress....

Simply Taken · Member Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 116

That was 2 different nights, and I WARNED you that I was gonna seduce you that one night you came over!

Jaffod · Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2004 4:43 pm Post subject:

only a guy would consider yanking his pants off seduction
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IddinLunasglory · Member Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 504 Location: Denver Co

That is Great

Xanaux Goldenclaw · Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2004 5:47 pm Post subject:

Is there a video? Oops! Bad Kitty, Bad! Twisted Evil

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Elyhim · Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:46 am Post subject:

pant yankers are highly disirable