The Pearly Gates ( i found it funny)

tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

A man who had just died walks up the pearly gates and St. Peter ask the question he has to ask everyone:

"How did you die?"

"Well," the man said, "I have been suspecting that my wife is cheating on me for some time now. So I asked my neighbor in the apartment next door to keep an eye out for any men who come around after I leave. I had been at work for an hour when I got a call. I rushed home, ran up all five flights of stairs and burst into my apartment. I found my wife naked and I ran around looking for the young man. She came after me telling me there was no one here and she was just about to take a shower. I was about to believe here when I noticed some fingers holding on to the edge of the balcony. I grabbed a hammer, ran over to the ledge and found a man hanging there. So I pounded his fingers till he let go. He fell all five flights but landed in some bushes and survived. I was so angry that I picked up the refrigerator, hauled over to the balcony, and dropped it on him. Unfortunately the strain was so great that I had a heart attack and died."

St. Peter let him go inside and asked the next man the same question. “How did you die?”

Than man said, “I was on my balcony doing my morning aerobics when I slipped and fell over the side. Luckily I managed to grab hold of the balcony below, but a crazy man ran over and pounded my fingers with a hammer. I fell five stories into some bushes and then he dropped a refrigerator on me!”

St. Peter, a little uncomfortable at realizing what had happened, let the man inside. He then asked the next man to come up the same question. “How did you die?”

The man blushes and says, “Picture this: I was naked in a refrigerator…”
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Ya Ya i know shut up skinny necro boy Twisted Evil

IddinLunasglory · Member Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 504 Location: Denver Co

That is funny!

Lillishiana · Member Joined: 30 Aug 2001 Posts: 997

Jaffod · Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 8:22 pm Post subject:

note to self...never hide in the fridge
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Is it paranoia when they really ARE out to get you?

xeroiv · Member Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 20 Location: iowa

four letters....LMAO
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"I once had a gray in me that created a great unwanted apathy,
You once had a red in you that caused you to have great sympathy for me,
I turned away, when I should have accepted, I backed away, wishing to go away,
I went away, I stayed away, for far to long, no coming back now, I guess,
I’ll just fade away…" Daggered Reality, by: me