Addos' Famous Christmas Cookie Recipe

Addonnicus

Just for you guys, I will share my secret cookie recipe!!

Addos' Famous Christmas Cookies

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
2 cup flour
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRYMISTMAS

Bashdur K · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:22 am Post subject:

OMG that's good. Thanks Addonicus!
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Xanaux Goldenclaw · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:34 am Post subject:

Classic! LMAO!
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Lorieannaie · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:20 pm Post subject:

Oh that is just too funny, both Lyth and I were laughing.

Kinador · Member Joined: 01 Dec 2003 Posts: 7 Location: Underground

Anyone know what these cookies are Trivial at?
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Rufuss · Member Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Posts: 237 Location: Oklahoma

How dare you get me excited over nothing. I was reading the recipe writing down ingredients. The lemon, fruit. and 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla threw me off. I figured i would juist leave those out. Because lemon and fruit in cookies is a bunch of shit. IT"S NOT A FU**ING COOKIE IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN IT. And the tequilla, /barf. Then i read the steps and such, and it's just a freaking joke. I admit, it was funny after i burned the paper with the recipe and cussed out loud. I was wanting to make some new kind of christmas cookies /cry.

P.S. Nice Add. Next time just warned me not to read it. =)
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