The Pearly Gates ( i found it funny)

tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

A man who had just died walks up the pearly gates and St. Peter ask the question he has to ask everyone:

"How did you die?"

"Well," the man said, "I have been suspecting that my wife is cheating on me for some time now. So I asked my neighbor in the apartment next door to keep an eye out for any men who come around after I leave. I had been at work for an hour when I got a call. I rushed home, ran up all five flights of stairs and burst into my apartment. I found my wife naked and I ran around looking for the young man. She came after me telling me there was no one here and she was just about to take a shower. I was about to believe here when I noticed some fingers holding on to the edge of the balcony. I grabbed a hammer, ran over to the ledge and found a man hanging there. So I pounded his fingers till he let go. He fell all five flights but landed in some bushes and survived. I was so angry that I picked up the refrigerator, hauled over to the balcony, and dropped it on him. Unfortunately the strain was so great that I had a heart attack and died."

St. Peter let him go inside and asked the next man the same question. �How did you die?�

Than man said, �I was on my balcony doing my morning aerobics when I slipped and fell over the side. Luckily I managed to grab hold of the balcony below, but a crazy man ran over and pounded my fingers with a hammer. I fell five stories into some bushes and then he dropped a refrigerator on me!�

St. Peter, a little uncomfortable at realizing what had happened, let the man inside. He then asked the next man to come up the same question. �How did you die?�

The man blushes and says, �Picture this: I was naked in a refrigerator��
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Ya Ya i know shut up skinny necro boy Twisted Evil

IddinLunasglory · Member Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 504 Location: Denver Co

That is funny!

Lillishiana · Member Joined: 30 Aug 2001 Posts: 997

Jaffod · Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 8:22 pm Post subject:

note to self...never hide in the fridge
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xeroiv · Member Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 20 Location: iowa

four letters....LMAO
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"I once had a gray in me that created a great unwanted apathy,
You once had a red in you that caused you to have great sympathy for me,
I turned away, when I should have accepted, I backed away, wishing to go away,
I went away, I stayed away, for far to long, no coming back now, I guess,
I�ll just fade away�" Daggered Reality, by: me