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Jorlana
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 Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2003 1:27 am Post subject: I can Haiku, you? |
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WHIZBANG:
Boss Gnome is so cool
He teaches young wizzy school
Sometimes he is cruel
SORGAINE:
Sexy Druid Woo!
Dressed in black with a whip too
She will lub j00 t00
BONLAINY:
Pretty Paladin
Wears shiny armor all day
Too bad she's a man!
RIVERDANE:
He likes to feign death
Often does the real thing too
Blesses the raid well
GRONOSETTE:
Pretty Little Gnome
A very long way from home
Summons while she roams
I made some others, I can't remember now, sorry!
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Jorlana
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AKUNNA:
Gnome who likes the dead
Why does he like them so much?
Better not to ask
SKEETUS:
Funky Enchanter
He always looks different
Give me KEI!
DANELOIRE:
Funny Elf Druid
He runs circles around mobs
And taunts them with wit
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Jorlana
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JAMESM:
He's a bad mutha
Barefoot, his feet are stinky
He says "OGASTYLE!"
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Jorlana
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MOGZ:
Ranja Down he cries!
All Norrath knows his corpses
OMG rez plz!
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JORLANA-
Like the Halas peaks,
Her endowments are not small.
Envy her warder.
SHEVIK-
He runs at top speed.
Many things follow him to us.
Good thing I can gate.
GRONOSETTE-
Gnome vending machine.
Poke her and she summons stuff.
Poke hard and she moans.
AKUNNA-
He raises the dead,
And makes them serve his whims, but
Can that thing bring pizza?
PLANE OF DISEASE-
This place smells like feet.
Where did all these rats come from?
Jebus, they hit hard.
PLANE OF JUSTICE-
Oh no, not again.
Killed rats for sixty dings now.
I feel like a n00b.
RATS-
What the fuck, Sony?
Why do you hate rats so much?
We're forced to kill them.
PLANE OF NIGHTMARES-
Always dark and bleak.
At least the sun doesn't glare.
I lag like a bitch. |
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Jorlana
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PZORPA:
Pretty Kitty Cat
He humps both living and dead
Such a horny beast!
MIUU:
Double named Kitty
His claws are sharp like razors
Can't help but MEOW
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Thallas
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These two are insane
We love them both anyway
Prozac might help them |
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Sorgaine
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NaturalHealer
Oh, the healing touch
And one segzy Gnome she be
I'd like Symbol please =P
Remeer
Stabbing from behind
Pain by the power of HO!
Barbarian Death
Skeetus
Lizard or Human?
A chanty with ND3
Mezzed, leave it alone!
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TALVARIEN
Ringing bells all 'round.
Did someone say, RanJa down?
WTB a rez.
tal
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LOL! Good one Talv!
Atomick
Whiz calls him Batgnome
Gnome with one hell of a punch
It's Atomurkey!
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Jorlana
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TYRANIMUS
Wow Tyranimus,
Leezard whose name is almost
A line by itself! |
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Heelar
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 4:18 pm Post subject: Lots |
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Here in Iraq I sit.
Nine long months it's been, has it?
I want to go home.
College funds I want
They sent me away. away.
I say FTA.
Skittles Dorf I was.
Now I can't play anymore.
Maybe EQ2.
Gee I am so bored.
I sit here writing Hai Kus
Maybe I should sleep.
What is FTA?
Find Teddy in Amsterdam?
No. F**k The Army.
I live with Polish.
There's four with me in my room.
They sure drink a lot.
Another Hai Ku.
My English teacher would smile.
Then she'd read my next.
Polish aint dumb really.
They talk English really good.
I wish I did too.
OK I am done.
Thanks Jorlana this was fun.
Well, maybe one more.
EQ was so fun.
The Walkers, a family.
So I cry. Good-Bye.
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Jorlana
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ODE TO WORK
Office work is bad.
Makes my head hurt, ow.
Can I go home now?
Sitting here inside.
Makes me yearn for cool fresh air.
The day is so long.
How I hate thee, work.
Interrupts my EQ time,
But I need money.
Longing for the end
Of a very long work day,
It goes so slowly. |
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