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Addonnicus
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 Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:21 pm Post subject: This is what NOT to do... |
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'" |
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Steamyreturns
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she has to play that ball as it lies or risk a 2 stroke penalty |
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Mildane
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Oh my
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fieni
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I had an inflatable goat... but never tried a cow
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TheNerple
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LaRue
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| Quote: | | Cows are a bit too tall for me TheNerple |
that's why we stump break'em in Kentucky.... "Git R done!"
o' course we gots skeeters that can stand flatfooted and crack a turkey too!
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Islena
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[quote="Nukken"] | Quote: | | o' course we gots skeeters that can stand flatfooted and crack a turkey too! |
OMG. Lol!!
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tenri
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Ok im a stupid what the heck is (can stand flatfooted and crack a turkey too) ???????
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LaRue
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| Quote: | | what the heck is (can stand flatfooted and crack a turkey too) ??????? |
The mosquitos are so big they could actually stand behind a turkey and mate it.
Some Redneck humor
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