 Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 9:00 am Post subject: Sex and EQ |
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OK, this is the night, the last piece of your epic. Guild has a raid organized for it. This is the night you've been waiting for. Your all at the place, about to do what it takes.
Then your wife/husband/lover/plaything/SO/loveslave says that he/she/it is in the mood, puts on some sexy music, gets bottle of champagne/wine/sherry/beer/Frutopia and puts on a teddy/jockstrap/edibleundies/muzzle and lies seductively on the bed/couch/floor/kitchencounter/ and waits for you to get a clue.
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rick7475
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| Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 10:00 am Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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3rd one should say difference instead of distance. |
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Sanebla Eaglestriker
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| Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 10:00 am Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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I picked "hell I can do both"
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fieni
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| Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 10:00 am Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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Hahahahaha! /bonk San Fieni Fired - Walkers of vazaelle |
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Crymea
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| Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 11:00 am Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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Edible underwear is far too sticky. 
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| Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 7:00 am Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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/agree Tyr - whipped cream is much more thx Who needs FEIGN death when I can do the real thing
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Shiloch Veneficus
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| Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:00 am Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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I had to pick the last one. Not because of the epic raid at all, but because there is no way in hell I'd ever have this choice to make. At least not anytime in the near future. 
Edit: taking a bit to get used to this new posting thing. Master Shiloch Venzolmes - Arch Mage - Walkers Edited by: Shiloch Veneficus  at: 12/19/02 10:07:17 am
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 10:00 am Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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You forgot to add the one that says, My significant other would totally not initiate sex while on an epic quest cause she'd be busy on her own epic.
Some guys have all the luck  <p><img border="1" src="http://www.geocities.com/eqphotolog/spazzbanner1.txt" width="288" height="194"></p> |
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Jaffod
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:00 pm Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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I have to say it really does depend on how 'bad' the woman is. Bad girls are tough to turn down  Who needs FEIGN death when I can do the real thing
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 12:00 am Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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I'm not married. Mildane
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 3:00 am Post subject: Re: Sex and EQ |
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For guys, here is the key to raiding while having sex.
1) Sit in favorite EQ chair, nekkid
2) Have wife/girlfriend/blowup doll straddle you, facing AWAy from screen, with her head on your shoulder
3) Extend your arms to keyboard so you can maintain key dialogue about epic battle while "engaged".
4) When your moment of truth with your lover is about to happen, quicky type a /rs gotta afk...bio...brb
5) Finish with lover, disengage, towel off (or lover tongue bath...you choose), kiss lover, dress (optional), and re-join the raid in progress.
:~) mwahahaha
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