Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?

[Leopa Panthera]

Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?

I feel the need to break this to you gently.

Are you sitting comfortably? If you fall, you're not going to hit your head or anything? Sure?

Right then. Um.

You're Pauly Shore.

Possibly the most obnoxious B-list celebrity there ever was or could ever be, you were once an MTV veejay but have since moved into the world of really, really bad movies. Take, for example, Biodome. Or the risible Encino Man (aka California Man). You've complained that Beavis and Butthead stole your act - and you may well be right. Ugh.

Credit should go to you, though, for making a documentary called Spooge.

[Phaith Iceangel]

Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?

[Dunnodoncare]

I'm either Rutger Hauer or Herve Villechaize, neither of which are on this poll.

[Herbert Dypp]

Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?

[Lillishiana]

You're utterly brilliant!

Oh wait, no, you're not. You're Timmy Mallett.

You achieved fame and success as the presenter of the shoestring budget children's morning show WACaday, which was an offshoot of equally low-budget Saturday show The Wide Awake Club. The latter spawned such successful names as Mike Myers and, um, Tommy Boyd, but it's you that's become the legend. You.

Why? Because of your incredible, unmistakable naffness; you wore bermuda shorts, loud shirts and the dodgy plastic novelty glasses that were all the rage in the eighties; you actually released a cover version of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini; you had to change the format of your show because it was leading kids to hit each other over the heads with hammers. Oh wait, that last bit's cool.

These days you're a washed up has-been, but that doesn't stop you from trying. Bless.



Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?

[Lorieannaie]

Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?

You're Lenny Henry. Awooga, or something.

Here's the thing. You were - until you disappeared from the limelight, relatively recently - one of Britain's best loved comedians. Why? Why? Your schtick seemed to entirely consist of talking in a Jamaican accent, talking in a very deep American soul singer accent, and showing your teeth and the whites of your eyes. What's that about? Isn't that some kind of racism? As the best known black man in Britain, shouldn't you not do that kind of thing? Tell me! Tell me!

Nonetheless, it's who you are. You're him. You are Lenny. And you do get kudos for being married to Dawn French, who almost nobody would deny has some sort of cool. You are also heavily involved with Comic Relief, which is a worthy charity, and you collaborated with Neil Gaiman on the fantasy TV series Neverwhere. Go figure.

[Baylee Cloverheart]

Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?

[Dunnodoncare]

I took it again, I got herve villechaize again.

[Tryunn]

I go that Timmy Mallet guy too.

I was hoping for Andy Dick...

[Caniel Faithealer]

Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?