Are you uber?

Leopa Panthera · Guest

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THE "UBER" TEST.

If you think something applies to you, add those points to your total. Who is more uber - you or your friends?

1. Did you have to find a job to afford EQ? (1 point)

2. Was it a really lousy job that you did anyway? (1 point)

3. Were you able to make a family member find a job instead, so you could play EQ? (2 point)

4. Have you ever spent 6 hours in a row playing EQ? (1 point) *Bathroom breaks and getting up to get food are allowed. Food eaten away from the
computer is not.

5. 12 hours? (2 points)

6. 24 hours or more? (5 points)

7. If you had to choose between EQ and your spouse/significant other, would you choose EQ? (1 point)

8. I already did. (2 points)

9. And he/she cleaned me out in the divorce, too. (5 points)

10.Have you ever had cybersex with a "female" wood elf? (2 points)

11.Did you come?(3 points)

12.Did "she?" (4 points)

13.Was it better than with a human? (5 points)

14.Do you post to an EQ related forum:
a. Every week or so (0 points)
b. Every Day (1 point)
c. I cant be without my fellow EQ'ers for more than 2 minutes (4 points)

15.Do you use your computer for anything non-EQ related? (0 points)

16.Do you use more than two computers for EQ? (1 point)

17.Three? (4 points)

18.Have you ever read a race/class/tradeskill strategy guide? (1 point)

19.Did you take notes? (2 points)

20.Have you ever discussed resist rates with a wizard? (1 point)

21.I am a Wizard. (2 points)

22.I am a level 60 Wizard. (4 points)

23.Have you ever argued a point on a messageboard and won? (5 points)

24.Have you participated in the "I don't normally rant" rant? (1 point)

25.More than once? (2 points)

26.Your character's name is Furor or Tigole. (4 points)

27.Have you gone to a fan faire or convention? (1 point)

28.Outside your home city? (2 points)

29. Made (or received) a long distance call to guildmate? (1 point)

30. ... during a raid (2 point)?

31. ... was it a conference call (3 points)?

32. ... and everyone was bitching about the raid leader (5 points)?

33. ... ordered pizza online using your shitty computer because you didn't want to leave the confrence call (7 points)?

34. Given out your home/cell number on guildchat in hopes that someone would call and wake you in time for a raid (3 points)?

35. Answered the phone when they called (2 points)?

36. Gotten out of bed/off the couch and attended the aformentioned raid (5 points)?

37. Made a call to fulfill the above purpose? (2 points)

38. Used 1-800-collect to make the call? (2 points)

39. Given your account information to a friend/guildie (2 points)?

40. ... so they could res/port/twink themselves (4 points)?

41. ... so they could loot that final piece of whatevernodroparmor you needed if it dropped after you went to bed (4 points)?

42. Logged on someone else's account to loot that nodrop item for them while they slept (6 points)?

43. Multiquested an epic/Velious armor drop (1 point)?

44. ... with a guildmate's twink (3 points)?

45. ... and charged them for it (5 points)?

46. Removed your (CHARACTER'S) pants during a raid for purposes of amusment/keeping people awake? (3 points)?

47. Removed YOUR pants during a raid for the express purpose of amusing yourself? (5 points, ewwww)

48. Have stacked soda cans around you? (1 point)

49. Are they are Mountain Dew? (3 points)

50. Have stacked Pizza boxes around you? (1 point)

51.Are some of them from a month ago, or longer? (5 points)

52. Skipped out of work/school to play EQ? (2 points)

53. Quit work/school to play more EQ? (5 points)

54. Quit BOTH to play more EQ? (10 points)

55. Do you go on the net to read about EQ? (1 point)

56. Every Day? (2 points)

57. Do you play on the floor or from your bed? (2 points)

58. Have you ever fallen asleep while playing EQ? (1 point)

59. During a Raid? (2 points)

60. During a raid for your own epic? (2 points)

61. Do you dream about EQ? (1 point)

62. Do you dream about other EQ players? (2 points)

63. Did you ever hit level 60 in less than 30 days /played? (6 points)

64. Less than 20 days played? (12 points)

65. 10 days? (20 points)

66. Do you have your epic? (2 points)

67. Have you bagged your epic in favor of something better? (4 points)

68. Did you give your epic to a vendor? (10 points)

69. Do you wish you were playing EQ right now? (5 points)

OK, WHAT'S THE DAMAGE:

(0-50) - Not uber. You also bathe regularly, pay all your bills, and spend quality time with your family.

(51-100) - Still not uber. However, you wish you were. One day you'll have item/level/rank/title "X"!!

(101-200) - Almost uber. You have serious problems IRL. Brush your teeth. Stop downloading porno. The 14-year old girls in the chat room aren't
impressed by your level 60 Shadow Knight.

(201+) - You are absolutely uber. You are also a waste of a human being, and are breathing air that a productive person could use to cure cancer
or invent the longer lasting lightbulb. On the plus side, wood elf cyber is available at your command, and in-game you are the envy of everyone
with a real life. Seek professional help.

dsfire · Guest

Nope. No uberness here (less than 5 points for me), which I suppose makes sense as a newbie. Though I am avoiding reading Voltaire's Candide for English class tomorrow and reading this board...