Which Kevin Smith (male) character are you?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Your friends would describe you as a true blue pal, but sometimes you just don't know when to let things go. You have a few problems when it comes to letting your true feelings out into the open, and that can cause permanent hardships for you. Other than that, you're a great person to be around. Your jokes are crude, you have a big porn collection, what more could anyone ask for? Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

[Alphonse Kozureokami]

Also Banky. I was kind of hoping for Brodie from Mallrats, but any Jason Lee character is fine by me.

[sleka]

<TABLE><TD></TD><TD width=400><div align=justify><font size=2>You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. <b>Even</b> if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments.<br>
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sorry Alph,
who the hell is this guy??

maybe i should go out more often?
never even heard of this movie? i have heard of clerks though and meant to see it as it had those guys from dogma in it i hear.

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Mallrats is fun, although not as good as "Chasing Amy" or "Dogma."

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

/cough

That would be you. ">

[Leopa Panthera]

I'm not sure if this is actually the kind of guy I'd be or the kind of guy I'd date.

You have a very simple view of life, and it takes a lot of convincing to get you to break your routine. You seem to overreact over petty things, and your one track mind keeps you from focusing in on your main problem: the fact that you never let go of the past. You're too busy thinking about what used to be that you don't notice the wonderful things you have right in front of you. You fail to appreciate your interesting adventures because of the broken record playing in your head: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

[Alphonse Kozureokami]

[Hauen]

You are one morose motherfucker. Everytime something goes the way you want it to in life, as soon as it is at its peak, it always comes crashing down to hit you in the face. That factors in with your almost always unreachable goals, and that you always manage to say the wrong things at the wrong time. If you just get a haircut and quit trying to make the impossible happen, you're going to be much better off.
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

[Ohtrux]

Hauen, we have to meet. I got Holden too. I'm not sure if I agree with the description, but that probably means it's true.

[Zinkypus]

Silent Bob whatever that means. Cash/Lul/Zinky